[image: top half is a group of silhouetted people dancing against a rainbow starburst background. Bottom half is two girls dressed as characters from the video game Zelda holding one another intimately as they pose for the camera.]
[Text top: I can’t seem to find any girls who like girls who don’t smoke, drink, party, or club all the time…
Middle text: It’s not that I think these things are wrong (A lot of my friends do these).
Bottom text: I just want a girl who will stay home with me and nerd it up to Doctor Who, Harry Potter, video games, etc. etc… But my princess is always in another castle…]
[image: A black and white photo of Marlene Dietrich wearing a tuxedo and holding a lit cigarette. text: “I fully plan to attend prom in a tux.”]